April 2012
10 posts
DAME BENADDICT CUMBERLORD: Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our sixties. →
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the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
- What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
- What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
